well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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