i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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