the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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