His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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