so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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