i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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