He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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