just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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