his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
