i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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