grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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