How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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