Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's just like the Real World with babies
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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