In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Barsexuality is the new black.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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