So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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