So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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