And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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