East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
