I think scott just propositioned me for sex
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize