do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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