white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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