Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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