he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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