dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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