He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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