TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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