omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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