the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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