I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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