is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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