Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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