so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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