Sponge bath it is.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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