just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
