Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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