There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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