4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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