I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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