You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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