Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is wine microwaveable?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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