You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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