I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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