she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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