Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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