ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
