If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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