You're so nebulous sometimes
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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