I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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