White coat. Heels.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm experimenting with sincerity
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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