we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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