For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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