Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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